The Bombshell / Cinderella
Divine / Greaser in Alley
Asylum Inmate / Dr. Coathanger / Voice of Snob #2
Homeless Woman / Asylum Inmate / Snob #1
Asylum Personnel / Policeman
Shocked Mother in Park / The Virgin Mary
Evil Stepsister #1 / Asylum Inmate / Dr. Coathanger's Nurse
The Virgin Mary's Assistant
Dr. Coathanger's Secretary
Asylum Inmate / Man in Waiting Room
The Shrimper / Prince Charming / Asylum Inmate
Car Thief / Asylum Personnel / Reporter / Mooner in Alley (uncredited)
Shocked Laundromat Patron (uncredited)
Reporter (voice) (uncredited)
