Insaniac / Freakenstein (voice)
Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner
Jason Starr / Warren Starbinder
Dr. Bartholomew Wolper (voice)
Bartholomew Wolper (voice)
Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton
David St. Hubbins [Spinal Tap]
Narrator / Arnie the Doughnut (voice)
Dr. Bartholomew Wolper (voice)
Reverend Alfred 'Alfie' Prufrock
Rev. Alfred 'Alfie' Prufrock
David St. Hubbins / Jerry Palter
Pengrove Pig / Andy Rooney / Camel Salesman (voice)
Evelyn Spyro Throckmorton (voice)
Professor Noel Babcock PhD
Grandpa Lou Pickles (voice)
David St. Hubbins (voice)
Self - Various Characters
President William Rayburn
The Sportsman / Sgt. O'Shaughnessey (voice)
Dr. Jeffrey Otitus (voice)
Officer Bettleheim (voice)
Guy in the Lab Coat (voice)
Police Chief Parish (voice)
Professor Ram / Creepy Old Guy (voice)
Captain Frostymug (voice)
President William Rayburn (archive footage)
