The Onion News Network - Season 2
1 - Asteroid Heads to Earth
Air Date: October 4, 2011
An asteroid is about to destroy the Earth.
2 - Millions Irrationally Feared Dead in Minor Train Accident
Air Date: July 13, 2011
After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.