Time Gentlemen Please - Season 1
1 - A Woman's Place
Air Date: September 11, 2000
The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.
2 - Never Confused
Air Date: September 18, 2000
Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.
3 - Hoppy Birthday
Air Date: September 25, 2000
The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.
4 - Monkey's Uncle
Air Date: October 2, 2000
The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.
5 - King Barsteward
Air Date: October 9, 2000
Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.
6 - Date with Density
Air Date: October 16, 2000
A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.
7 - Getting Diggy with It...
Air Date: October 23, 2000
The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.
8 - The Pub That Forgot Time...
Air Date: October 30, 2000
The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.
9 - Fawkes/Off
Air Date: November 6, 2000
The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.
10 - Help! The Aged
Air Date: November 13, 2000
The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.
11 - More Tea Vicky?
Air Date: November 20, 2000
Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.
12 - Day of the Trivheads
Air Date: November 27, 2000
The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.
13 - Greetings Stout Yeoman
Air Date: December 4, 2000
A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.
14 - Only When I Laugh
Air Date: December 11, 2000
The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.
15 - Playing Silly Buggers
Air Date: December 18, 2000
The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.
16 - Bar Humbug
Air Date: December 25, 2000
The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.
17 - New Year's Steve
Air Date: January 1, 2001
Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.
18 - The Return of Martin Greer
Air Date: January 8, 2001
The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.
19 - Jukebox Fury
Air Date: January 15, 2001
Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.
20 - Farts of Darkness
Air Date: January 22, 2001
Terry mourns for his late mother.
21 - A Dave, A Dave-O
Air Date: January 29, 2001
Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.
22 - All the World's a Stag
Air Date: February 5, 2001
Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.
23 - It's a Wonderful Pint
Air Date: December 25, 2001
The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.