Rent-a-Goalie - Season 1

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The Arrivalist

1 - The Arrivalist

Air Date: October 1, 2006

Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

The Irish Are Fags

2 - The Irish Are Fags

Air Date: October 8, 2006

When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

Malta

3 - Malta

Air Date: October 15, 2006

Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

Blue Balls

4 - Blue Balls

Air Date: October 22, 2006

As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

Bar Code

5 - Bar Code

Air Date: October 29, 2006

Cake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.

Shit Zone

6 - Shit Zone

Air Date: November 5, 2006

When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

Going to the Chapel

7 - Going to the Chapel

Air Date: November 12, 2006

Wedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.

Fire in the Hole

8 - Fire in the Hole

Air Date: November 19, 2006

On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.