Square Pegs - Season 1
1 - Pilot
Air Date: September 27, 1982
Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.
2 - A Cafeteria Line
Air Date: October 4, 1982
The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.
3 - Pac Man Fever
Air Date: October 11, 1982
Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.
4 - Square Pigskins
Air Date: October 18, 1982
Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.
5 - Halloween XII
Air Date: November 1, 1982
An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.
6 - A Simple Attachment
Air Date: November 8, 1982
Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.
7 - Weemaweegate
Air Date: November 15, 1982
Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.
8 - Open 24 Hours
Air Date: November 22, 1982
Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.
9 - Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
Air Date: November 29, 1982
When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.
10 - Hardly Working
Air Date: December 13, 1982
Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)
11 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
Air Date: December 20, 1982
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
12 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
Air Date: December 20, 1982
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
13 - It's All How You See Things
Air Date: December 27, 1982
Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.
14 - Merry Pranksters
Air Date: January 10, 1983
To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.
15 - It's Academical
Air Date: January 24, 1983
Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.
16 - The Stepanowicz Papers
Air Date: January 31, 1983
Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.
17 - To Serve Weemawee All My Days
Air Date: February 7, 1983
Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.
18 - No Substitutions
Air Date: February 14, 1983
A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.
19 - No Joy in Weemawee
Air Date: February 21, 1983
Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.
20 - The Arrangement
Air Date: March 7, 1983
Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.