He & She - Season 1
1 - The Old Man and the She
Air Date: September 6, 1967
Paula forces Dick into helping an old Greek gentleman from being deported.
2 - The Second Time Around
Air Date: September 13, 1967
The Hollisters plan a second wedding with all the fuss and formality they didn't have at the first one.
3 - How to Fail in Business
Air Date: September 20, 1967
Dick and Paula buy their apartment building but regret it when the tenants complain constantly.
4 - Phantom of 84th Street
Air Date: September 27, 1967
Oscar's $65,000 Picasso is stolen from Dick and Paula's apartment.
5 - One of Our Firemen is Missing
Air Date: October 4, 1967
Harry is fined for helping Dick and Paula when he should have been on duty.
6 - Before You Bury Me, Can I Say Something?
Air Date: October 11, 1967
When Dick writes his will, Paula thinks he's dying.
7 - Dick's Van Dyke
Air Date: October 18, 1967
Dick plans to spend his vacation time painting, but he is constantly being interrupted.
8 - The Background Man
Air Date: October 25, 1967
Dick hires a girl to help him draw the comic strip. Unfortunately, all she can do is spill paint all over him.
9 - Vote Yes or No
Air Date: November 1, 1967
Paula pickets Dick's office because he is against a pay raise for firemen and she is for it.
10 - He & She vs. Him
Air Date: November 8, 1967
Dick has run out of ideas for the comic strip and is about to be sued for plagiarism.
11 - The Coming-Out Party
Air Date: November 15, 1967
Paula throws a party so she can match her friend up with a doctor. However, the doctor has plans to take out Dick's tonsils.
12 - Deep in the Heart of Taxes
Air Date: November 22, 1967
Dick is about to be audited by the IRS and Paula hasn't told him about all the money she won on the horses.
13 - Don't Call Us
Air Date: November 29, 1967
The Hollisters are having a problem getting an invitation to a party because they have just gotten an unlisted phone number.
14 - North Goes West
Air Date: December 13, 1967
Oscar insists that Dick and Paula move out to California with him and the "Jetman" series. So they pick up and prepare to move out.
15 - Easy Way Out
Air Date: December 20, 1967
When the police raid Paula's poker party, Oscar manages to make a Jetman-like getaway.
16 - Poster Boy
Air Date: December 27, 1967
A wanted poster of the neighborhood robber looks just like Andrew, the building handyman.
17 - 45 Midgets from Broadway
Air Date: January 3, 1968
The "Jetman" show is made into a musical comedy.
18 - A Rock by Any Other Name
Air Date: January 10, 1968
The Hollisters exchange birthday gifts: She gets a fur coat and he gets a rock, which he proceeds to lose.
19 - Goodman, Spare That Tree
Air Date: January 24, 1968
Paula helps her cousin smuggle an Italian olive tree past customs. The big problem now is keeping the tree alive.
20 - The White Collar Worker
Air Date: January 31, 1968
The Hollisters prepare to confront the driver who hit Paula's car.
21 - Along Came Kim
Air Date: February 7, 1968
The Hollisters' Korean foster son mistakes Harry for his foster father.
22 - What Do You Get for the Man Who Has Nothing?
Air Date: February 14, 1968
The Hollisters try to keep Harry out of his apartment for three days so they can redecorate it for a surprise birthday party.
23 - Dog's Best Friend
Air Date: February 21, 1968
Dick and Paula watch as their close friends Bart and Myra split up.
24 - It's Not Whether You Win or Lose, It's How You Watch the Game
Air Date: February 28, 1968
Dick has to get 30 tickets to a football game in two days. He had promised his classmates they would hold their reunion at the game but he forgot to reserve the seats.
25 - Knock, Knock, Who's There? Fernando, Fernando Who?
Air Date: March 6, 1968
Harry jumps to the wrong conclusion when he finds Fernando Lamas massaging Paula's leg while Dick is out of town.
26 - What's in the Kitty?
Air Date: March 13, 1968
The Hollisters' dinner party for Dick's boss is marred by a mouse, a sick cat and a poison scare.