Seinfeld - Season 3
1 - The Note
Air Date: September 18, 1991
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
2 - The Truth
Air Date: September 25, 1991
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
3 - The Pen
Air Date: October 2, 1991
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
4 - The Dog
Air Date: October 9, 1991
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
5 - The Library
Air Date: October 16, 1991
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
6 - The Parking Garage
Air Date: October 30, 1991
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
7 - The Cafe
Air Date: November 6, 1991
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
8 - The Tape
Air Date: November 13, 1991
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
9 - The Nose Job
Air Date: November 20, 1991
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
10 - The Stranded
Air Date: November 27, 1991
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
11 - The Alternate Side
Air Date: December 4, 1991
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
12 - The Red Dot
Air Date: December 11, 1991
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
13 - The Subway
Air Date: January 8, 1992
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
14 - The Pez Dispenser
Air Date: January 15, 1992
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
15 - The Suicide
Air Date: January 29, 1992
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
16 - The Fix-Up
Air Date: February 5, 1992
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
17 - The Boyfriend (1)
Air Date: February 12, 1992
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
18 - The Boyfriend (2)
Air Date: February 12, 1992
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
19 - The Limo
Air Date: February 26, 1992
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
20 - The Good Samaritan
Air Date: March 4, 1992
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
21 - The Letter
Air Date: March 25, 1992
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
22 - The Parking Space
Air Date: April 22, 1992
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
23 - The Keys
Air Date: May 6, 1992
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.