Seinfeld - Season 5
1 - The Mango
Air Date: September 16, 1993
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.
2 - The Puffy Shirt
Air Date: September 23, 1993
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
3 - The Glasses
Air Date: September 30, 1993
Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
4 - The Sniffing Accountant
Air Date: October 7, 1993
Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.
5 - The Bris
Air Date: October 14, 1993
Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.
6 - The Lip Reader
Air Date: October 28, 1993
A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.
7 - The Non-Fat Yogurt
Air Date: November 4, 1993
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
8 - The Barber
Air Date: November 11, 1993
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?
9 - The Masseuse
Air Date: November 18, 1993
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.
10 - The Cigar Store Indian
Air Date: December 9, 1993
Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.
11 - The Conversion
Air Date: December 16, 1993
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.
12 - The Stall
Air Date: January 6, 1994
George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.
13 - The Dinner Party
Air Date: February 3, 1994
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
14 - The Marine Biologist
Air Date: February 10, 1994
A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.
15 - The Pie
Air Date: February 17, 1994
A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.
16 - The Stand-In
Air Date: February 24, 1994
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
17 - The Wife
Air Date: March 17, 1994
Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.
18 - The Raincoats (1)
Air Date: April 28, 1994
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
19 - The Raincoats (2)
Air Date: April 28, 1994
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
20 - The Fire
Air Date: May 5, 1994
George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.
21 - The Hamptons
Air Date: May 12, 1994
In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?
22 - The Opposite
Air Date: May 19, 1994
George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."