Seinfeld - Season 8

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The Foundation

1 - The Foundation

Air Date: September 19, 1996

Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.

The Soul Mate

2 - The Soul Mate

Air Date: September 26, 1996

Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play.

The Bizarro Jerry

3 - The Bizarro Jerry

Air Date: October 3, 1996

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend.

The Little Kicks

4 - The Little Kicks

Air Date: October 10, 1996

Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime.

The Package

5 - The Package

Air Date: October 17, 1996

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo.

The Fatigues

6 - The Fatigues

Air Date: October 31, 1996

An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor.

The Checks

7 - The Checks

Air Date: November 7, 1996

Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her.

The Chicken Roaster

8 - The Chicken Roaster

Air Date: November 14, 1996

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.

The Abstinence

9 - The Abstinence

Air Date: November 21, 1996

George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day.

The Andrea Doria

10 - The Andrea Doria

Air Date: December 19, 1996

Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine.

The Little Jerry

11 - The Little Jerry

Air Date: January 9, 1997

George finds a new romance--in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.

The Money

12 - The Money

Air Date: January 16, 1997

Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

The Comeback

13 - The Comeback

Air Date: January 30, 1997

Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor.

The Van Buren Boys

14 - The Van Buren Boys

Air Date: February 6, 1997

Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.

The Susie

15 - The Susie

Air Date: February 13, 1997

Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker.

The Pothole

16 - The Pothole

Air Date: February 20, 1997

Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway.

The English Patient

17 - The English Patient

Air Date: March 13, 1997

Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.

The Nap

18 - The Nap

Air Date: April 10, 1997

George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will.

The Yada Yada

19 - The Yada Yada

Air Date: April 24, 1997

George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose.

The Millennium

20 - The Millennium

Air Date: May 1, 1997

The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

The Muffin Tops

21 - The Muffin Tops

Air Date: May 8, 1997

George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair.

The Summer of George

22 - The Summer of George

Air Date: May 15, 1997

Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.