1 - Hot Mess Midwest

Retta will tour the first three ugly gems in the Midwest, including a concrete cave better suited for children than adults, a former bank with a bathroom built in the safe and an outdated brick house that looks like a pizza place.

2 - Great Lakes, Great Ugly

Retta heads to the Great Lakes region, offering her unfiltered reactions to a boat that doesn't float, a home with carpet up the walls and a property easily mistaken as a UFO.

3 - Monstrous Mid-Atlantic

It's between a house full of dragons, a home where crazy art has taken over and a gaudy Victorian with a flair for the dramatic.

4 - New Ugly in New England

It's between a house where art has taken over the walls, a former church with a terrifying hole and a once-glamorous home with a homeowner in denial.

5 - Ugly-Fest in the Southwest

6 - TBD

After crowning the worst of the worst, HGTV designer, Alison Victoria, surprises the homeowners with a spectacular $150,000 renovation.