Love, American Style - Season 3
1 - Love and the Loud Mouth
Air Date: September 17, 1971
A bride's tooth fillings pick up radio broadcasts.
2 - Love and the Penal Code
Air Date: September 17, 1971
A married man is assaulted by two love-starved women.
3 - Love and Formula 26B
Air Date: September 17, 1971
A tale about an aphrodisiac used not wisely but too well.
4 - Love and the Dream Burglar
Air Date: September 24, 1971
A dreamy mix-up involving a burglar.
5 - Love and the Monsters
Air Date: September 24, 1971
A man in monster makeup.
6 - Love and the Conjugal Visit
Air Date: September 24, 1971
Conjugal visits for prison inmates.
7 - Love and the Anniversary Crisis
Air Date: September 24, 1971
A grandfather seeks a divorce.
8 - Love and the Hotel Caper
Air Date: September 24, 1971
A sailor has three female companions.
9 - Love and the Neglected Wife
Air Date: October 1, 1971
A woman tries to attract attention from her very busy husband.
10 - Love and the Artful Dodger
Air Date: October 1, 1971
A plan to get the services of a cleaning lady without paying for them.
11 - Love and the Traveling Salesman
Air Date: October 1, 1971
When his car breaks down, a traveling salesman spends the night in a house that is home to four hillbillies -- one of them a girl.
12 - Love and the Television Weekend
Air Date: October 8, 1971
An extremely successful swinger.
13 - Love and the See-Through Man
Air Date: October 8, 1971
A woman sees right through her son-in-law.
14 - Love and the Waterbed
Air Date: October 8, 1971
One thing leads to another for a waterbed demonstration man.
15 - Love and the Ledge
Air Date: October 8, 1971
A young man tries to commit suicide by dropping from a high rise building to the ground.
16 - Love and the Guilty Conscience
Air Date: October 15, 1971
Farce about a jealous husband and a vacuum cleaner salesman.
17 - Love and the Mixed Marriage
Air Date: October 15, 1971
18 - Love and the Wake-Up Girl
Air Date: October 15, 1971
19 - Love and the Detective
Air Date: October 15, 1971
Tale of a novice detective (Charles Nelson Reilly) hired to check out a hood's (Noam Pitlik) girlfriend (Louisa Moritz).
20 - Love and the Naked Stranger
Air Date: October 22, 1971
A man undresses in the wrong room.
21 - Love and the Four-Sided Triangle
Air Date: October 22, 1971
A four-sided triangle.
22 - Love and the Awakening
Air Date: October 22, 1971
A sweet young actress has to do a passionate love scene -- and it just isn't in her.
23 - Love and the Bashful Groom
Air Date: October 22, 1971
A nudist woman brings her fiancee to the nudist camp where she was raised so he can meet her nudist parents.
24 - Love and the Lovesick Sailor
Air Date: October 29, 1971
A sailor is hot to trot after 11 months away, but his mother wants him home.
25 - Love and the Sex Survey
Air Date: October 29, 1971
A man asks questions about sex to his wife -- but she has trouble saying the word ""sex"" and always spells it out.
26 - Love and the Mistress
Air Date: October 29, 1971
A wife pretends to be her husband's mistress.
27 - Love and the Reincarnation
Air Date: October 29, 1971
The head of an ancient Egyptian woman bears the resemblence of a young woman working with two men.
28 - Love and the Sweet Sixteen
Air Date: November 5, 1971
A man is on trial for 16 counts of bigamy.
29 - Love and the Married Bachelor
Air Date: November 5, 1971
A bachelor pretends to be married so he can stay single.
30 - Love and the Well-Groomed Bride
Air Date: November 5, 1971
A tale of a bride and an persistent ex-suitor.
31 - Love and the Vacation
Air Date: November 5, 1971
A husband and wife take separate vacations.
32 - Love and the Jealous Husband
Air Date: November 12, 1971
A drastic cure for a jealous husband.
33 - Love and the Old Cowboy
Air Date: November 12, 1971
An old cowboy star is miffed about his ex-wife's lies on a TV talk show.
34 - Love and the Baby
Air Date: November 12, 1971
A pregnant divorcee who can't shake her ex.
35 - Love and the Big Mother
Air Date: November 12, 1971
How to cut a mother's apron strings.
36 - Love and the Free Weekend
Air Date: November 12, 1971
How to impress a girl.
37 - Love and the Plumber
Air Date: November 19, 1971
The sink's plugged -- or how to snare a husband.
38 - Love and the Lady Barber
Air Date: November 19, 1971
Sad saga of a balding customer and a lady barber who digs well-maned men.
39 - Love and the College Professor
Air Date: November 19, 1971
A sexy coed is willing to give a lot for a good grade.
40 - Love and the Eyewitness
Air Date: November 19, 1971
Witnessing a bank robbery ruins a honeymoon.
41 - Love and the Eskimo's Wife
Air Date: December 3, 1971
A bit about Eskimo wife-sharing.
42 - Love and the Accidental Passion
Air Date: December 3, 1971
A woman has a passion for love after having an accident.
43 - Love and the Black Limousine
Air Date: December 3, 1971
Tale of a worried mom and dad who think their daughter might marry a mobster.
44 - Love and the Tuba
Air Date: December 3, 1971
A tale of newlyweds stuck in a tuba.
45 - Love and the Liberated Lady Boss
Air Date: December 10, 1971
A female boss pursues a British male employee.
46 - Love and the Hiccups
Air Date: December 10, 1971
Hiccups, or how to ruin a wedding night.
47 - Love and the Check
Air Date: December 10, 1971
How to cash a million-dolllar check written on a girl's tummy.
48 - Love and the Bowling Ball
Air Date: December 10, 1971
About a man torn betweenn his fiancee and bowling.
49 - Love and the House Bachelor
Air Date: December 17, 1971
A bachelor crashes with a married couple.
50 - Love and the Particular Girl
Air Date: December 17, 1971
A girl uses karate moves on her dates.
51 - Love and the Fountain of Youth
Air Date: December 17, 1971
An old-fashioned man decides to become modern and starts looking ""hip"" in order to follow today's (1971) trends.
52 - Love and the Waitress
Air Date: December 17, 1971
An agent proposes to his actress girlfriend in the same restaurant he proposed to his first wife, now a waitress at the establishment.
53 - Love and the Intruder
Air Date: December 31, 1971
An evening of love is interrupted by a burglar.
54 - Love and the Contact Lens
Air Date: December 31, 1971
A woman loses her contact lens moments before her boyfriend visits.
55 - Love and the Motel Mixup
Air Date: December 31, 1971
A newlywed couple spends the night at a motel and end up getting the wrong rooms.
56 - Love and the Doctor's Honeymoon
Air Date: December 31, 1971
A newly married couple are unable to spend their honeymoon because the wife is always on call at the hospital.
57 - Love and the Lady Athlete
Air Date: January 7, 1972
A Soviet woman and a cross-dresser rent a cabin while on the run.
58 - Love and the Single Sister
Air Date: January 7, 1972
The trials of a jilted sister.
59 - Love and the Lady Killers
Air Date: January 7, 1972
Two men compete for the affection of an attractive woman.
60 - Love and the New Size 8
Air Date: January 7, 1972
A chubby suitor with the weighty problem of having a slimmed-down girlfriend.
61 - Love and the Happy Unhappy Couple
Air Date: January 14, 1972
A psychiatrist (Lewis) gives bad advice to a married couple (Nye and Worley).
62 - Love and the Topless Policy
Air Date: January 14, 1972
Two bar owners want to hire new waitresses, so they attempt to implement a new topless policy so their present waitresses would quit their job.
63 - Love and the Ski Lodge
Air Date: January 14, 1972
A ski instructor on his honeymoon can't get his mind off the slopes.
64 - Love and the Security Building
Air Date: January 14, 1972
A blind date comedy.
65 - Love and the Big Surprise
Air Date: January 14, 1972
A wig-wearing wife.
66 - Love and the Advice Column
Air Date: January 21, 1972
About a letter to an advice columnist.
67 - Love and the Bathtub
Air Date: January 21, 1972
Wedding-day slapstick when the bride's toe gets stuck in the faucet.
68 - Love and the Guru
Air Date: January 21, 1972
The effects of meditation on a marriage.
69 - Love and the Physical
Air Date: January 21, 1972
How to give a guy a physical without his knowing what's coming off.
70 - Love and the Fullback
Air Date: January 21, 1972
A football player hides the fact that he is married.
71 - Love and the Anxious Mama
Air Date: January 28, 1972
A girl's mother gets nervous about a man her husband brings over to their house.
72 - Love and the Boomerang
Air Date: January 28, 1972
A one-time steady beau decides to step out on his girl.
73 - Love and the Private Eye
Air Date: January 28, 1972
An egotistical private detective. (Animated)
74 - Love and the Plane Truth
Air Date: February 4, 1972
A plane in trouble: the setting for a husband to reveal past indiscretions.
75 - Love and the Scroungers
Air Date: February 4, 1972
How to live off Hollywood while breaking into pictures.
76 - Love and the Small Wedding
Air Date: February 4, 1972
How not to plan a small wedding.
77 - Love and the Old-Fashioned Father
Air Date: February 11, 1972
An old-fashioned father is caught between the hip generation and a reactionary neighbor.
78 - Love and the Bachelor Party
Air Date: February 11, 1972
A married couple holds a bachelor party for her sister's fiancee.
79 - Love and the Latin Lover
Air Date: February 11, 1972
A Latin lover faces the ultimate challenge.
80 - Love and the Test of Manhood
Air Date: February 11, 1972
An ancient test of manhood for a modern Indian bridegroom.
81 - Love and the Instant Father
Air Date: February 18, 1972
About faking fatherhood to impress a divorcee.
82 - Love and the Lovely Evening
Air Date: February 18, 1972
How to change a boring class reunion into a eventful evening.
83 - Love and Lover's Lane
Air Date: February 18, 1972
An embarrassing moment on lovers' lane.
84 - Love and the Split-Up
Air Date: February 18, 1972
Using a pooch to mend a splitting marriage.
85 - Love and the Alibi
Air Date: February 18, 1972
A man makes up lies to his wife in order to cover up a night with a pin-up girl.
86 - Love and the Newscasters
Air Date: February 25, 1972
Two TV newscasters vie for the favors of a network bigwig.
87 - Love and the Happy Days
Air Date: February 25, 1972
Nostalgic tale about the first TV set on the block.