H - Season 3
1 - The Babysitter
Air Date: December 9, 2000
To watch a football match, Sabri and Jamel accept a babysitting gig — and wind up losing the baby. Aymé tries to seduce a nurse through hypnosis.
2 - A Question of Paternity
Air Date: December 16, 2000
Charlotte's arrival infuriates Clara and delights Aymé, who doesn't know she's Strauss' daughter. Jamel attends an AA meeting to flirt with Marianne.
3 - Keeping it in the Family
Air Date: December 23, 2000
Aymé is outraged when Sabri starts dating his mother. Jamel helps kidnap Strauss' beloved cow to save it from the slaughterhouse.
4 - The Ski Trip
Air Date: January 6, 2001
When a famous TV host is hospitalized, Charlotte takes Clara, Aymé and Jamel skiing at his châlet. Strauss and Sabri try to promote their new invention.
5 - The Noose
Air Date: January 13, 2001
Jamel tries to make Charlotte jealous with other dates and dramatic gestures, but it doesn't go as planned. Aymé helps Strauss settle a shady debt.
6 - Life Insurance
Air Date: January 20, 2001
Believing it to be the ghost of François Mitterrand, Sabri follows orders from a mysterious voice in the pipes. Strauss fakes his death to escape debt.
7 - The Wheelchair
Air Date: January 27, 2001
Aymé pretends he's paraplegic to win the affection of a pretty support group volunteer. Jamel wages war against a vending machine that took his money.
8 - The Gift
Air Date: February 3, 2001
A well-intentioned plan to help Jamel get his mojo back backfires wildly. Clara and Sabri pose for Strauss, who's convinced he's an artistic genius.
9 - The Kidnap
Air Date: February 10, 2001
Trouble strikes when Jamel, Aymé and Strauss recoup a suitcase of cash from a deceased patient. Sabri slyly trains for an oyster shucking competition.
10 - Military Service
Air Date: February 17, 2001
After failing to avoid the draft, Sabri and Aymé find themselves faced with mandatory military service… and the consequences of trying to get out of it.
11 - The Sales Rep
Air Date: March 3, 2001
Jamel tries to help Sabri get his money back from a swindling encyclopedia salesman — only to discover his own knack for scams is quite lucrative.
12 - The Apartment
Air Date: March 10, 2001
Aymé gets a tattoo to impress Charlotte but attracts someone else's eye instead. Jamel reveals himself to be a solid stand-in for Sabri's lost dog.
13 - The Nightclub
Air Date: March 24, 2001
A hip nightclub opens near the hospital, but the bouncer refuses to let a desperate Jamel in. Aymé becomes increasingly paranoid about his weird feet.
14 - The Uniform
Air Date: March 31, 2001
A costume party takes an unexpected turn when Aymé's cop outfit finds him at a real police station. Sabri just wants someone to notice his new hair.
15 - The Movie
Air Date: April 7, 2001
Overwhelmed with debt, Strauss hits his breaking point — and makes a new friend. Sabri finally lands a leading role, oblivious to the movie's genre.
16 - The Collection
Air Date: April 14, 2001
As Sabri, Jamel and Aymé go to extreme lengths to keep the porno from airing, Strauss hunts for one last card to complete his Pokémon collection.
17 - The Road Trip
Air Date: April 21, 2001
When the hospital director asks Aymé to drive his Jaguar to Nice, Strauss invites himself along. Sabri tricks Jamel into thinking he has a girlfriend.
18 - The Novelist
Air Date: April 28, 2001
After passing off a patient's manuscript as his own to impress Charlotte, Jamel finds himself in too deep. Aymé's in denial about his latest conquest.
19 - Acting President
Air Date: May 5, 2001
When a presidential candidate falls into a coma, Sabri — his exact lookalike — replaces him and wins the election, becoming leader of the Republic.
20 - The Godfather
Air Date: May 12, 2001
Aymé's attempts to dump his girlfriend are thwarted when he learns she's the daughter of a dangerous mafia leader, who Sabri also happens to work for.