Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom - Season 3
1 - YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Air Date: March 2, 2020
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
2 - News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Air Date: March 9, 2020
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
3 - “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Air Date: March 16, 2020
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
4 - Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Air Date: March 30, 2020
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
5 - Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Air Date: April 6, 2020
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
6 - BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Air Date: April 27, 2020
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
7 - News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Air Date: March 30, 2020
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
8 - Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Air Date: April 13, 2020
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
9 - A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Air Date: April 20, 2020
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
10 - U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Air Date: May 4, 2020
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
11 - Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Air Date: May 11, 2020
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
12 - Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
Air Date: May 18, 2020
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
13 - God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Air Date: May 25, 2020
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
14 - My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Air Date: June 1, 2020
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
15 - Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Air Date: June 22, 2020
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
16 - Good Morning, River View High!
Air Date: June 8, 2020
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
17 - Welcome to Bug News
Air Date: June 15, 2020
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
18 - Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Air Date: June 29, 2020
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
19 - I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Air Date: July 6, 2020
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
20 - Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Air Date: July 13, 2020
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
21 - All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Air Date: July 27, 2020
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
22 - Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Air Date: August 3, 2020
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
23 - True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Air Date: August 10, 2020
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
24 - Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Air Date: August 17, 2020
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
25 - Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Air Date: August 24, 2020
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.