Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom - Season 5
1 - I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Air Date: August 20, 2021
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
2 - Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
Air Date: September 3, 2021
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
3 - It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Air Date: September 17, 2021
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
4 - We've Actually Met Before
Air Date: October 1, 2021
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
5 - Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Air Date: October 15, 2021
Title says it all.
6 - I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Air Date: October 29, 2021
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
7 - Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Air Date: November 12, 2021
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
8 - Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Air Date: November 26, 2021
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
9 - True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Air Date: December 10, 2021
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
10 - Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
Air Date: December 24, 2021
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
11 - Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
Air Date: January 7, 2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
12 - I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Air Date: January 21, 2022
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
13 - Mi Scusi
Air Date: February 4, 2022
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
14 - Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Air Date: February 18, 2022
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
15 - Fuck Austin Texas
Air Date: March 4, 2022
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
16 - Magic, Love, and Coldplay
Air Date: March 18, 2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.