King of the Hill

1 - Bobby Goes Nuts

Air Date: November 11, 2001

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.

2 - Soldier of Misfortune

Air Date: December 9, 2001

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.

3 - Lupe's Revenge

Air Date: December 12, 2001

A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.

4 - The Father, the Son, and J.C.

Air Date: December 16, 2001

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.

5 - Father of the Bribe

Air Date: January 6, 2002

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

6 - I'm with Cupid

Air Date: February 10, 2002

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.

7 - Torch Song Hillogy

Air Date: February 17, 2002

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.

8 - Joust Like a Woman

Air Date: February 24, 2002

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.

9 - The Bluegrass Is Always Greener

Air Date: February 24, 2002

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

10 - The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

Air Date: March 3, 2002

A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.

11 - Unfortunate Son

Air Date: March 10, 2002

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.

12 - Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

Air Date: March 17, 2002

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.

13 - Tankin' It to the Streets

Air Date: March 31, 2002

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.

14 - Of Mice and Little Green Men

Air Date: April 7, 2002

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.

15 - A Man Without a Country Club

Air Date: April 14, 2002

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.

16 - Beer and Loathing

Air Date: April 14, 2002

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.

17 - Fun with Jane and Jane

Air Date: April 21, 2002

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.

18 - My Own Private Rodeo

Air Date: April 28, 2002

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.

19 - Sug Night

Air Date: May 5, 2002

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.

20 - Dang Ol' Love