King of the Hill

1 - Get Your Freak Off

Air Date: November 3, 2002

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

2 - The Fat and the Furious

Air Date: November 10, 2002

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

3 - Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

Air Date: November 17, 2002

Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

4 - Goodbye Normal Jeans

Air Date: November 24, 2002

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

5 - Dances with Dogs

Air Date: December 1, 2002

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

6 - The Son Also Roses

Air Date: December 8, 2002

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

7 - The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

Air Date: December 15, 2002

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

8 - Full Metal Dust Jacket

Air Date: January 5, 2003

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

9 - Pigmalion

Air Date: January 12, 2003

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

10 - Megalo Dale

Air Date: January 12, 2003

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

11 - Boxing Luanne

Air Date: February 2, 2003

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

12 - Vision Quest

Air Date: February 9, 2003

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

13 - Queasy Rider

Air Date: February 16, 2003

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

14 - Board Games

Air Date: March 2, 2003

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

15 - An Officer and a Gentle Boy

Air Date: March 9, 2003

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

16 - The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

Air Date: March 16, 2003

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

17 - The Good Buck

Air Date: March 30, 2003

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

18 - I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

Air Date: April 13, 2003

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

19 - Be True to Your Fool

Air Date: April 27, 2003

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

20 - Racist Dawg

Air Date: May 4, 2003

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

21 - Night and Deity

Air Date: May 11, 2003

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

22 - Maid in Arlen

Air Date: May 18, 2003

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

23 - The Witches of East Arlen