Spooner's Patch

1 - High Noon

Air Date: September 4, 1980

Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.

Air Date: September 11, 1980

Mrs. Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge - almost literally - when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.

Air Date: September 18, 1980

Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.

Air Date: September 25, 1980

Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.

Air Date: October 9, 1980

Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.

Air Date: October 16, 1980

Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.