Spooner's Patch - Season 3
1 - The Big Match
Air Date: April 15, 1982
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
2 - The Lock-Up
Air Date: April 22, 1982
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
3 - Finders, Keepers...!
Air Date: April 29, 1982
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
4 - The Sting
Air Date: May 6, 1982
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
5 - Suffer The Little Children
Air Date: May 13, 1982
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
6 - Vote, Mrs. Cantaford
Air Date: May 20, 1982
Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.
7 - Police Intelligence
Air Date: August 24, 1982
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.