Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 3
1 - Lies, Lies, Lies
Air Date: September 14, 1966
Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.
2 - Crazy Legs Gomer
Air Date: September 21, 1966
Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.
3 - Gomer the Carrier
Air Date: September 28, 1966
Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.
4 - Caution: Low Overhead
Air Date: October 5, 1966
Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.
5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home
Air Date: October 12, 1966
Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.
6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
Air Date: October 19, 1966
Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.
7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
Air Date: October 26, 1966
Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.
8 - The Borrowed Car
Air Date: November 2, 1966
Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.
9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
Air Date: November 9, 1966
Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.
10 - Marry Me, Marry Me
Air Date: November 16, 1966
Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.
11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart
Air Date: November 23, 1966
Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.
12 - Follow That Car
Air Date: November 30, 1966
Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.
13 - It Takes Two to Tangle
Air Date: December 14, 1966
Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.
14 - Whither the Weather
Air Date: December 21, 1966
Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.
15 - Love's Old Sweet Song
Air Date: December 28, 1966
A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.
16 - Gomer the Recruiter
Air Date: January 4, 1967
Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.
17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
Air Date: January 11, 1967
Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.
18 - Go Blow Your Horn
Air Date: January 18, 1967
Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.
19 - You Bet Your Won Ton
Air Date: January 25, 1967
Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.
20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em
Air Date: February 1, 1967
Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.
21 - Gomer the Card Shark
Air Date: February 8, 1967
Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.
22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
Air Date: February 15, 1967
Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.
23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
Air Date: February 22, 1967
The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.
24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
Air Date: March 1, 1967
Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.
25 - Sing a Song of Papa
Air Date: March 8, 1967
A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.
26 - Where There's a Will
Air Date: March 15, 1967
Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.
27 - Lost, the Colonel's Daughter
Air Date: March 22, 1967
Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.
28 - The Crow Ganef
Air Date: March 29, 1967
Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.
29 - One of Our Shells is Missing
Air Date: April 5, 1967
Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.
30 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More
Air Date: April 12, 1967
When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.