Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 5
1 - Car For Sale
Air Date: September 27, 1968
Hacker plans to get even when Carter sells his car to Gomer instead of to him.
2 - Corporal Duke
Air Date: September 4, 1968
Duke is promoted to corporal, but finds his old reputation getting in his way.
3 - The Booty Prize
Air Date: October 11, 1968
Gomer and Carter are the victims of the lead boot, the battalion's booby prize.
4 - The Return of Monroe
Air Date: October 18, 1968
Lou Ann's old boyfriend visits.
5 - Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant
Air Date: October 25, 1968
The platoon's chances to sing in a movie are almost spoiled by Sgt. Carter -- he can't carry a tune.
6 - All You Need is One Good Break
Air Date: November 8, 1968
Gomer and Carter clash as they vie for an actress.
7 - A Marriage of Convenience
Air Date: November 15, 1968
A movie star tries to get Carter to marry her -- after Gomer refuses -- in order to avoid being deported.
8 - A Star is Not Born
Air Date: November 22, 1968
Carter appears in a Hollywood movie, but finds acting harder than he thought.
9 - Come Blow Your Top
Air Date: November 29, 1968
Sgt. Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper, and then enlists Gomer's aid to win his bet.
10 - A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt
Air Date: December 6, 1968
Lonely widow Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his appreciative buddies eat her wonderful home cooking.
11 - Gomer, the Perfect MP
Air Date: December 13, 1968
Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a back gate of the base and refuses to let Carter pass through.
12 - The Wild Bull Returns
Air Date: December 20, 1968
South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.
13 - Hit and Write
Air Date: December 27, 1968
When Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a bill for a completely demolished fender.
14 - Two on the Bench
Air Date: January 3, 1969
Carter won't believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis.
15 - A Tattoo For Gomer
Air Date: January 10, 1969
Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.
16 - Win-A-Date
Air Date: January 17, 1969
Gomer and Carter are contestants on the ""Win-A-Date"" televised program.
17 - Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style
Air Date: January 24, 1969
Carter decides that Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to push the private into a quick wedding.
18 - To Save a Life
Air Date: January 31, 1969
Sgt. Carter saves Gomer's life and almost comes to regret it as Gomer suffocates him with gratitude.
19 - Dynamite Diner
Air Date: February 7, 1969
Gomer and Lou Ann pitch in to help open a new diner, not realizing the owners are in fact planning to rob the bank next door.
20 - Freddy's Friendly Computer
Air Date: February 14, 1969
Gomer and Carter again fall prey to con man ""Friendly Freddy,"" now running a computer dating service.
21 - Gomer Maneuvers
Air Date: February 21, 1969
Gomer inadvertently reveals the position of his platoon to the ""enemy"" during camp maneuvers.
22 - Gomer Tends A Sick Kat
Air Date: February 28, 1969
Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat and jumps to the conclusion that it's Sgt. Carter who is critically ill.
23 - I'm Always Chasing Gomers
Air Date: March 7, 1969
Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown, but continues to be haunted by him.
24 - The Short Voyage Home
Air Date: March 14, 1969
Carter takes charge of Gomer's life savings for safekeeping and has his pocket picked by a little old lady.
25 - Proxy Poppa
Air Date: March 21, 1969
A Marine buddy breaks his leg and Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.
26 - Flower Power
Air Date: March 28, 1969
Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.
27 - Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow
Air Date: April 4, 1969
Carter allows a pet rabbit to escape before he learns that it belongs to a general's son.
28 - Show Time With Sgt. Carol
Air Date: April 18, 1969
Sgt. Carol wants Gomer to sing in the Marine camp show she is organizing, but Sgt. Carter won't agree to her plans.
29 - My Fair Sister
Air Date: April 25, 1969
Gomer must escort Sgt. Carter's sister to a dance.
30 - Goodbye Camp Handerson, Hello Sergeant Carter
Air Date: May 2, 1969
Carter learns Gomer is being sent to another base.