Very Mary-Kate - Season 1
1 - Moving Out
Air Date: January 31, 2010
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
2 - Moving Day
Air Date: January 31, 2010
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
3 - Bodyguard
Air Date: January 31, 2010
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
4 - Baby
Air Date: January 31, 2010
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
5 - Baby Daddy
Air Date: February 8, 2010
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
6 - Depressed
Air Date: March 1, 2010
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
7 - Hangover
Air Date: March 1, 2010
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
8 - Fight
Air Date: March 1, 2010
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
9 - Philip Seymour Hoffman
Air Date: March 13, 2010
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
10 - Cat
Air Date: April 4, 2010
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
11 - Back to School
Air Date: April 4, 2010
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
12 - Extension
Air Date: April 11, 2010
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
13 - Paper
Air Date: April 11, 2010
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
14 - Crush
Air Date: April 18, 2010
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
15 - Ashleyguard
Air Date: April 18, 2010
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
16 - Nightmare
Air Date: April 26, 2010
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
17 - Zac Efron
Air Date: April 29, 2010
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
18 - Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
Air Date: May 3, 2010
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
19 - Gun
Air Date: May 3, 2010
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?