Very Mary-Kate - Season 3
1 - Raise Your Hand
Air Date: December 1, 2011
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
2 - Magazines
Air Date: December 8, 2011
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
3 - Jetlag
Air Date: December 15, 2011
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
4 - Santa
Air Date: December 22, 2011
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
5 - Presentation 4
Air Date: January 6, 2012
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
6 - Jewish Looking Girl
Air Date: January 12, 2012
She’s a rock star of David.
7 - Layers
Air Date: January 19, 2012
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
8 - Call My Phone
Air Date: January 26, 2012
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
9 - Trenta
Air Date: February 2, 2012
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
10 - Evil Dragon
Air Date: February 9, 2012
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
11 - Police
Air Date: February 17, 2012
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
12 - Mug Shot
Air Date: February 23, 2012
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
13 - Jail
Air Date: March 8, 2012
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
14 - Dishwasher
Air Date: March 15, 2012
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
15 - Pillow Talk
Air Date: March 22, 2012
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
16 - Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
Air Date: April 1, 2012
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
17 - Sleeping in Class
Air Date: April 5, 2012
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
18 - Professor’s Presentation
Air Date: April 12, 2012
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
19 - Slumber Party
Air Date: April 19, 2012
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
20 - Pills
Air Date: April 26, 2012
Take once per day with a picture of food.
21 - Comet
Air Date: May 3, 2012
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
22 - Draw Something
Air Date: May 10, 2012
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
23 - The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
Air Date: May 24, 2012
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
24 - Summer House
Air Date: May 31, 2012
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.