Pirate Express - Season 1
1 - Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers
Air Date: April 26, 2015
Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party. / The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
2 - Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched
Air Date: April 26, 2015
LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express. / The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
3 - Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God
Air Date: April 26, 2015
When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
4 - Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid
Air Date: April 26, 2015
Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives. / LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
5 - Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed
Air Date: April 26, 2015
On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board. / Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
6 - Night of the Geminis/Ships and Salsa
Air Date: April 26, 2015
Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party. / Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
7 - All A Bored/Club Fed
Air Date: April 26, 2015
Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday. / Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
8 - White Wedding/Saltiest Dogs
Air Date: April 16, 2015
Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart. / Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
9 - Shrieking Violet/Starboard Struck
Air Date: April 26, 2015
Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet / Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
10 - Get Kraken/Grill of My Dreams
Air Date: April 26, 2015
Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken. / Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
11 - Penguin Law/Shop 'til You Drop Anchor
Air Date: April 26, 2015
Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins. / Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
12 - Opposites Ahoy/Udder Chaos
Air Date: April 27, 2015
Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis. / Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
13 - Out of Key/Thumb Wars
Air Date: April 27, 2015
Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key. / Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
14 - One Flew Over the Crow's Nest/Game On
Air Date: April 27, 2015
LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital. / Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
15 - Licence to Thrill/Beast in Show
Air Date: April 28, 2015
Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
16 - Fine Feathered Fiend/Lumber Jerk
Air Date: April 28, 2015
Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot. / Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
17 - Father Time/Manure Overload
Air Date: April 28, 2015
LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
18 - No Sea for Old Salts/Sealed Fate
Air Date: April 29, 2015
Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out. / Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
19 - Blunder Down Under/Engaged in Battle
Air Date: April 29, 2015
Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld. / Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
20 - Beggars Can't Be Cruisers/Voyage of the Edam-ed
Air Date: April 29, 2015
The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests. / Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
21 - Greeced Lightning/The Godd Couple
Air Date: April 30, 2015
Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day. / Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
22 - Gordon's Fish Tale/Love on the Rocks
Air Date: April 30, 2015
Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit. / Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
23 - Malaise of the One Eye/The Future Is Now
Air Date: April 30, 2015
Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it. / The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
24 - Booty Camp/Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
Air Date: April 27, 2015
Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War. / Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
25 - Booty Nights/Fountain of Misspent Youth
Air Date: April 28, 2015
Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit. / The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
26 - Jungle Booty Part 1/Jungle Booty Part 2
Air Date: April 29, 2015
Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!