The Thorns - Season 1

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Death and Transfiguration

1 - Death and Transfiguration

Air Date: January 15, 1988

The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.

Nothing Happened

2 - Nothing Happened

Air Date: January 22, 1988

Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.

The Girlfriend

3 - The Girlfriend

Air Date: January 29, 1988

Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.

Condolence Call

4 - Condolence Call

Air Date: February 5, 1988

Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.

The Maid

5 - The Maid

Air Date: February 12, 1988

A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.

The First Date

6 - The First Date

Air Date: March 4, 1988

Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.

The Thief

7 - The Thief

Air Date: March 11, 1988

A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.

The First Date

8 - The First Date

Air Date: March 4, 1988

The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.

The Rage

9 - The Rage

The Horse

10 - The Horse

The Prodigal Son

11 - The Prodigal Son

The Dream House

12 - The Dream House