The Thorns - Season 1
1 - Death and Transfiguration
Air Date: January 15, 1988
The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.
2 - Nothing Happened
Air Date: January 22, 1988
Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.
3 - The Girlfriend
Air Date: January 29, 1988
Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.
4 - Condolence Call
Air Date: February 5, 1988
Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.
5 - The Maid
Air Date: February 12, 1988
A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.
6 - The First Date
Air Date: March 4, 1988
Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.
7 - The Thief
Air Date: March 11, 1988
A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.
8 - The First Date
Air Date: March 4, 1988
The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.
9 - The Rage
10 - The Horse
11 - The Prodigal Son