Roseanne - Season 2
1 - Inherit the Wind
Air Date: September 12, 1989
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
2 - The Little Sister
Air Date: September 19, 1989
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
3 - Guilt by Disassociation
Air Date: September 26, 1989
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
4 - Somebody Stole My Gal
Air Date: October 3, 1989
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
5 - House of Grown-Ups
Air Date: October 10, 1989
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship
6 - Five of a Kind
Air Date: October 24, 1989
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
7 - BOO!
Air Date: October 31, 1989
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
8 - Sweet Dreams
Air Date: November 7, 1989
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
9 - We Gather Together
Air Date: November 21, 1989
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
10 - Brain-Dead Poets Society
Air Date: November 28, 1989
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
11 - Lobocop
Air Date: December 5, 1989
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
12 - No Talking
Air Date: December 12, 1989
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
13 - Chicken Hearts
Air Date: January 2, 1990
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
14 - One for the Road
Air Date: January 9, 1990
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
15 - An Officer and a Gentleman
Air Date: January 23, 1990
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
16 - Born to Be Wild
Air Date: January 30, 1990
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
17 - Hair
Air Date: February 6, 1990
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
18 - I'm Hungry
Air Date: February 13, 1990
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
19 - All of Me
Air Date: February 20, 1990
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
20 - To Tell the Truth
Air Date: February 27, 1990
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
21 - Fender Bender
Air Date: March 20, 1990
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
22 - April Fool's Day
Air Date: April 10, 1990
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
23 - Fathers and Daughters
Air Date: May 1, 1990
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
24 - Happy Birthday
Air Date: May 8, 1990
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.