The First Guy - 2019
1 - The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Air Date: February 7, 2019
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
2 - The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Air Date: April 10, 2019
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
3 - The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Air Date: June 2, 2019
Hey person, what's your sound?
4 - The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Air Date: July 7, 2019
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
5 - The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
Air Date: July 31, 2019
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
6 - The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
Air Date: August 12, 2019
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
7 - The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
Air Date: September 2, 2019
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
8 - The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
Air Date: September 11, 2019
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
9 - The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
Air Date: October 4, 2019
10 - The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
Air Date: October 31, 2019
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
11 - The First Guy To Ever Dream
Air Date: November 16, 2019
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
12 - The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
Air Date: December 13, 2019
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
13 - The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
Air Date: December 27, 2019