The First Guy - 2023
1 - The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
Air Date: January 11, 2023
The world's my playground I decided.
2 - The First Guy To Ever Report The News
Air Date: February 19, 2023
Bad stuff!
3 - The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives
Air Date: March 5, 2023
Something is happening.
4 - The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi
Air Date: March 31, 2023
Get in the car.
5 - The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech
Air Date: April 17, 2023
I could eat a horse.
6 - The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
Air Date: May 9, 2023
This is a very tense moment.
7 - The First Guy To Ever Get Fired
Air Date: July 15, 2023
You're setting me on fire?
8 - The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
Air Date: August 22, 2023
Why did you arrest that bird?
9 - The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious
Air Date: September 13, 2023
I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.
10 - The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job
Air Date: September 29, 2023
I'm not gonna do that.
11 - The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat
Air Date: October 27, 2023
How am I supposed to get candy now?
12 - The First Guy To Ever High Five
Air Date: November 26, 2023
Slap my hand with your hand.
13 - The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution
Air Date: December 31, 2023
New year new me