Teachers Only - Season 2

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The Rose

1 - The Rose

Air Date: February 12, 1983

Diana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.

Cooper's Arrangement

2 - Cooper's Arrangement

Air Date: February 19, 1983

Diana brings a lonely Cooper some cookies to boost his morale, but finds a different kind of cookie in his doorway.

Take This Job and Shove It

3 - Take This Job and Shove It

Air Date: February 26, 1983

With each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.

Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition

4 - Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition

Air Date: March 5, 1983

A student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.

Rex, the Wonder Husband

5 - Rex, the Wonder Husband

Air Date: March 12, 1983

Once a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.

Teacher's Pet

6 - Teacher's Pet

Air Date: March 19, 1983

Michael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.

Take the Money and Run

7 - Take the Money and Run

Air Date: April 2, 1983

Diana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won $150,000 in the state lottery.

Otherwise Engaged

8 - Otherwise Engaged

Air Date: April 9, 1983

Shari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.

Beetlemania

9 - Beetlemania

Air Date: April 16, 1983

To protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.

Leather and Lace

10 - Leather and Lace

Air Date: April 23, 1983

A whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.

It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To

11 - It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To

Air Date: April 30, 1983

Diana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.

Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid

12 - Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid

Air Date: May 7, 1983

Michael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.

Loss of Innocence

13 - Loss of Innocence

Air Date: May 14, 1983

Acute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.

Episode 14

14 - Episode 14