1 - Everything In The Garden's Lovely

Albert is offered a job as a gardener. Though he claims to have green fingers, in fact he knows almost nothing about gardening....

2 - Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Albert and Ethel are shocked when their son Billy (Kevin Lloyd) tells them that he and his family are emigrating to Australia. Albert takes it very badly indeed...

3 - I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside

Albert and Ethel take a day trip to out-of-season Blackpool.

4 - All Through The Night

Albert, outside in the dark wearing only pyjamas to investigate the crash of a milk bottle, finds himself locked out of the house...

5 - Men Were Deceivers Ever

Albert meets old flame Lily Higgins and proves that there's no fool like an old fool! Ethel gets suspicious, and eventually finds him with his trousers down...

6 - Love Is

Albert seizes the opportunity to give Norman some very unhelpful advice about women...

7 - Easy Come, Easy Go