SCTV Network 90 - Season 1
1 - One on the Town
Air Date: May 15, 1981
Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
2 - Polynesiantown
Air Date: May 22, 1981
Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
3 - Southside Fracas
Air Date: May 29, 1981
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
4 - Compilation
Air Date: June 19, 1981
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
5 - Lunchtime Street Beef
Air Date: July 3, 1981
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
6 - Moral Majority
Air Date: July 10, 1981
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
7 - Pledge Week
Air Date: July 17, 1981
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
8 - Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes
Air Date: July 24, 1981
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
9 - The Great White North
Air Date: July 31, 1981
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
10 - CCCP 1
Air Date: October 16, 1981
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
11 - I'm Taking My Own Head...
Air Date: October 23, 1981
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
12 - Zontar
Air Date: October 30, 1981
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
13 - Walter Cronkite's Brain
Air Date: November 6, 1981
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
14 - Doorway to Hell
Air Date: November 20, 1981
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
15 - The Godfather
Air Date: December 11, 1981
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
16 - SCTV Staff Christmas Party
Air Date: December 18, 1981
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
17 - Teacher's Pet
Air Date: February 12, 1982
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
18 - Midnight Video Special
Air Date: February 19, 1982
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
19 - The Great White North Palace
Air Date: April 16, 1982
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
20 - Pre-Teen World Telethon
Air Date: April 23, 1982
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
21 - People's Global Golden Choice Awards
Air Date: May 1, 1982
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
22 - 3D Stake from the Heart
Air Date: May 14, 1982
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
23 - Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers
Air Date: May 21, 1982
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
24 - Chariots of Eggs
Air Date: June 5, 1982
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
25 - Battle of the PBS Stars
Air Date: July 16, 1982
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.