The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer - Season 1
1 - A.O.L.: Abe On-Line
Air Date: October 5, 1998
Lincoln engages in ""telegraph sex"" with a woman he's never seen.
2 - Up, Up and Away
Air Date: October 12, 1998
Desmond, Nibblet and the President wind up trapped behind enemy lines after a freak accident with an observation balloon, and President Lincoln must dress in drag to escape Southern territory. Meanwhile, General Grant tries sobriety.
3 - Saving Mr. Lincoln
Air Date: October 19, 1998
When Lincoln falls ill before a meeting with Queen Victoria, Mary Todd decides to hire a body double to impersonate the president. Little does the body double know that she's got another use in mind for him.
4 - Once Upon a Mistress
Air Date: October 26, 1998
When foreign dignitaries bring their mistresses to visit, President Lincoln finds temptation in a gift from a foreign dignitary. Meanwhile, Nibblet concocts a tonic for Mary's migraines.
5 - Pilot
After managing to get himself hired as President Lincoln's butler, Desmond Pfeiffer schemes to return to his native England.
6 - Pigeon English
7 - Kidnapped
When Confederate soldiers kidnap Mrs. Lincoln, Grant retaliates by kidnapping Robert E. Lee's wife.
8 - School Daze