The Goodies

1 - The Loch Ness Monster

Air Date: October 1, 1971

The Goodies help a suicidal zookeeper to locate a monster for London Zoo's Snowdon Monster House.

2 - Commonwealth Games

Air Date: October 8, 1971

The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the entire Commonwealth at stake.

3 - Pollution

Air Date: October 15, 1971

The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.

4 - The Lost Tribe

Air Date: October 22, 1971

The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.

5 - Music Lovers

Air Date: October 29, 1971

Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so The Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen and come face-to-face with their arch-enemy - The Music Master.

6 - For Art's Sake

Air Date: November 5, 1971

Tim's crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain's art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.

7 - Kitten Kong

Air Date: November 12, 1971

The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.

8 - Dancing

Air Date: November 19, 1971

Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isn't as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team.

9 - Farm Fresh Food

Air Date: December 10, 1971

Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.

10 - Free to Live

Air Date: December 17, 1971

Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a male chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler and Tim as the maid.

11 - Gender Education

Air Date: December 31, 1971

In response to a proposed appalling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world, enlists The Goodies to make her version: 'How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things'.

12 - Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton

Air Date: January 7, 1972

The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.

13 - Double Trouble

Air Date: January 14, 1972

The Goodies' bid to win the Nice Person of the Year Award is being sabotaged by the mysterious Dr. Petal and his evil robot doubles of them and other famous people.

14 - Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)

Air Date: April 9, 1972