Dick Figures - Season 5
1 - GTA Pacific Grim
Air Date: August 27, 2013
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
2 - Hardcore Chore
Air Date: September 3, 2013
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
3 - Snowjob
Air Date: September 10, 2013
A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
4 - Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
Air Date: April 3, 2014
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
5 - The Red Planet
Air Date: April 17, 2014
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
6 - A Hobbit of Thrones
Air Date: May 1, 2014
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
7 - Das Vidiamond
Air Date: May 15, 2014
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
8 - Trash God
Air Date: May 29, 2014
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
9 - Chick Figures
Air Date: June 12, 2014
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
10 - Happy Birthdump
Air Date: June 26, 2014
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
11 - Figured Out
Air Date: March 26, 2014
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.