1 - Pilot

2 - Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

3 - Cuddles Goes To Jail

Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

4 - Buttons Goes To Court

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

5 - Bill's Brain

Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

6 - The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

7 - Rocko's Telethon

Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

8 - Cuddles The Safety Mascot

Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

9 - Dan's Crush

10 - Dan The Greeter

Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

11 - Cuddles Gets Laid

Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

12 - Dan's Umbrella

Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

13 - Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

14 - The Payback