Loiter Squad - Season 1
1 - Episode 1
Air Date: March 25, 2012
Dr. Muhammed is the remarkable dentist with no arms; Emo Patrick posts responses to skits on YouPoop; Tyler looses a leg in a backyard bloodbath.
2 - Episode 2
Air Date: April 1, 2012
Thurnis Haley talks balls and soup; Xzibit refuses to pimp date's ride; Po-Po officers take down two homicidal dancers.
3 - Episode 3
Air Date: April 8, 2012
Lionel the Booty Hunter; the Channel 5 news presents puppies and catamarans; new D'Angelo video drops.
4 - Episode 4
Air Date: April 15, 2012
Thurnis recounts a tragedy; the police go after Cubans; and black-top bandages are created.
5 - Episode 5
Air Date: April 22, 2012
E.T. is arrested; a basketball game takes an unusual turn; and angry ice dancers cause trouble.
6 - Episode 6
Air Date: April 29, 2012
Included: the perils of teen pregnancy; a sexual-harassment lesson; 1980s dating videos.
7 - Episode 7
Air Date: May 6, 2012
Thurnis Haley offers wisdom at a golf shop; Tyler and Lionel reimagine "Miami Vice." Also: a stunt demonstration.
8 - Episode 8
Air Date: May 13, 2012
Maurice learns about paternity; the guys play with fish; and Fernando gives a dance lesson.
9 - Episode 9
Air Date: May 20, 2012
Tennis pros meet their fans on the court; Mike G hunts a murderer; and Hodgy battles a gang.
10 - Episode 10
Air Date: May 27, 2012
Included: a court battle over a video game; kung fu; "Blackass."
11 - Episode 11
Air Date: June 3, 2012
Included: a puppet fight; "The Mating Game"; a camouflage mishap.