The Heart, She Holler - Season 2

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Begend the Endginning

1 - Begend the Endginning

Air Date: September 10, 2013

Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!

Proper Dental Care is MURDER

2 - Proper Dental Care is MURDER

Air Date: September 11, 2013

Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.

The Blue Lonegoon

3 - The Blue Lonegoon

Air Date: September 12, 2013

Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.

The Telltale Butthole

4 - The Telltale Butthole

Air Date: September 13, 2013

The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!

Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

5 - Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat

Air Date: September 16, 2013

When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.

Pequiem for a Recker

6 - Pequiem for a Recker

Air Date: September 17, 2013

Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.

Emotional Can of Mommyworms

7 - Emotional Can of Mommyworms

Air Date: September 18, 2013

After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.

The DeArranged Marriage

8 - The DeArranged Marriage

Air Date: September 19, 2013

Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.

Werelan

9 - Werelan

Air Date: September 20, 2013

The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.

Come Unity

10 - Come Unity

Air Date: September 23, 2013

A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.

Hambrain Jan

11 - Hambrain Jan

Air Date: September 24, 2013

The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.

Preverse Psychologism

12 - Preverse Psychologism

Air Date: September 25, 2013

yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)

Gamebored

13 - Gamebored

Air Date: September 26, 2013

Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.

The Endginning

14 - The Endginning

Air Date: September 27, 2013

Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.