The Heart, She Holler - Season 3
1 - In Meatro
Air Date: December 2, 2014
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
2 - WUWPs
Air Date: December 3, 2014
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
3 - Klansgender Rights
Air Date: December 4, 2014
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
4 - Groaning Amore
Air Date: December 5, 2014
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
5 - Oralboros
Air Date: December 6, 2014
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
6 - Slaughter Me to Heaven
Air Date: December 9, 2014
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
7 - Congroined Hearts
Air Date: December 10, 2014
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
8 - The Comening
Air Date: December 11, 2014
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.