Married... with Children - Season 8
1 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
Air Date: September 5, 1993
When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.
2 - Hood 'n the Boyz
Air Date: September 12, 1993
Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.
3 - Proud to Be Your Bud
Air Date: September 19, 1993
The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.
4 - Luck of the Bundys
Air Date: September 26, 1993
When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.
5 - Banking on Marcy
Air Date: October 3, 1993
Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.
6 - No Chicken, No Check
Air Date: October 10, 1993
Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.
7 - Take My Wife, Please
Air Date: October 24, 1993
While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.
8 - Scared Single
Air Date: November 7, 1993
Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.
9 - NO MA'AM
Air Date: November 14, 1993
Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""
10 - Dances with Weezy
Air Date: November 21, 1993
Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.
11 - Change for a Buck
Air Date: November 28, 1993
Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.
12 - A Little Off the Top
Air Date: December 12, 1993
Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.
13 - The Worst Noel
Air Date: December 19, 1993
Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.
14 - Sofa So Good
Air Date: January 16, 1994
While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.
15 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself
Air Date: January 23, 1994
Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.
16 - How Green Was My Apple
Air Date: February 6, 1994
A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
17 - Valentine's Day Massacre
Air Date: February 13, 1994
Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.
18 - Get Outta Dodge
Air Date: February 20, 1994
Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.
19 - Field of Screams
Air Date: February 27, 1994
Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.
20 - The D'Arcy Files
Air Date: March 20, 1994
Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.
21 - Nooner or Later
Air Date: April 10, 1994
Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
22 - Ride Scare
Air Date: April 24, 1994
Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.
23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
Air Date: May 1, 1994
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
24 - Assault and Batteries
Air Date: May 8, 1994
When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.
25 - Al Goes Deep
Air Date: May 15, 1994
Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.
26 - Kelly Knows Something
Air Date: May 22, 1994
Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.