The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 3
1 - Those Who Care
Air Date: September 10, 1973
2 - Dennis Takes a Wife
Air Date: September 17, 1973
3 - One of the Boys
Air Date: September 24, 1973
Dick takes stock of his life and concludes he doesn't have enough male time. Dick decides to join the guys for their weekly poker game but winning and losing amongst friends leads to hard feelings.
4 - Dick in Deutsch
Air Date: October 1, 1973
Dick receives the unpleasant news he's wanted for an legal matter in Germany. Dick explains to his friends how a free trip to Europe took an unexpected directio, landing him in trouble.
5 - Mrs. Ferguson
Air Date: October 8, 1973
A fan of Dick's character has a difficult time distinguishing between his actual life and his television one.
6 - I'll Cry Today
Air Date: October 15, 1973
Dick reschedules a dentist appointment to babysit so Jenny can go on a job interview.
7 - The Young Surgeons
Air Date: October 22, 1973
Dick recalls the time he had a small role on Medical Center, in which he played a doctor, and how bad he was in it.
8 - She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel
Air Date: October 29, 1973
A columnist reports that temperamental actress Margot Brighton has less than ideal kissing skills. Margot decides Dick and Jenny are responsible for the information and they feel her wrath.
9 - Preston al Naturale
Air Date: November 12, 1973
An Italian director mmets Dick and thinks he would be perfect as the lead in his film. Dick is excited about the possibility until the script reveals he'll have a nude scene with a beautiful actress.
10 - Turning Pro
Air Date: November 19, 1973
11 - Exit Laughing
Air Date: November 26, 1973
Dick's favorite uncle, the black sheep of the family, drops in for an unexpected visit and unexpectedly drops dead. Twice. Dick arranges the "fun funeral" his uncle requested. Solid performances from the regular cast and guest stars.
12 - What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know
Air Date: December 3, 1973
13 - Mr. Dazzle
Air Date: December 17, 1973
14 - He Who Steals My Friends
Air Date: December 31, 1973
Dick and Jenny are happy to introduce their new friends the Eliots to neighbors the Richardsons. But the Prestons become much less glad when it appears the other couples are socializing without Dick and Jenny.
15 - The Back Break Kid
Air Date: January 7, 1974
Dick hurts his back doing a stunt with a young actor Tash who is trying to prove how virile he is.
16 - Balzac, Come Home
Air Date: January 14, 1974
17 - The Hickey
Air Date: January 21, 1974
Dennis' girlfriend, Pamela, is written out of the show and, as a parting gift, leaves all the men with hickeys. Max Mathias steals paint from the set. Pamela is friendly with Tash. Dick and Max suspect they are romantically involved. Pamela and Tash say they are going to pick up Pamela's mother from the airport but they do not show at Dennis' house for hours.
18 - House Guests
Air Date: January 28, 1974
19 - The Pregnancy
Air Date: February 11, 1974
20 - Man of Medicine
Air Date: February 18, 1974
21 - Commercial Housewives
Air Date: February 25, 1974
TV commercial producer Herbie Vincent overhears Jenny and Connie rave about a product. He asks the two friends to repeat the endorsement for a television commercial he's creating.
22 - A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz
Air Date: March 4, 1974
After learning what they believed to be a valuable is a fake Dick and his wife become suspicious when they are offered a considerable amount of money for the art.
23 - We Met at Mama Lombardi's
Air Date: March 11, 1974
24 - Lt. Preston of the 4th Cavalry
Air Date: March 18, 1974