Betty White's Off Their Rockers - Season 1
1 - Pilot
Air Date: January 16, 2012
Ahhh senior citizens: blue-haired, discount card-holding pensioners slowly winding down through their golden years. So sweet, so kind, so... out of control and outrageous?!
2 - Writing tickets for makeup violations
Air Date: April 4, 2012
Seniors target unsuspecting young people with pranks that include pouring a late spouse's ashes on a park bench and writing tickets for makeup violations.
3 - Seniors play pranks
Air Date: April 11, 2012
Seniors play pranks including asking for help texting an intimate message and collecting signatures for a petition to allow only attractive people to reproduce.
4 - Escape from an ambulance
Air Date: April 18, 2012
Senior citizens play pranks that include escaping from an ambulance, snagging groceries from other people's shopping carts, and falling asleep while operating an electric scooter.
5 - A man reprimands fast walkers
Air Date: April 25, 2012
Senior citizens play pranks that include a humorless waitress who runs out of everything, a man who reprimands people for walking too fast, and a mail carrier who tries to pass his responsibilities onto someone else.
6 - Nuns raise money in an unusual way
Air Date: May 2, 2012
Senior citizens play pranks that include nuns raising money in an unusual way, a man altering a shirt in a store, securing a car with tape, and partaking in someone else's meal in a restaurant.
7 - A waitress with a unique offer
Air Date: May 2, 2012
Betty receives a visit from Rob Schneider; senior citizens play pranks that include a widow trying to fulfill her late husbands last request, a waitress with a unique offer for a patron and an extreme reaction to a girl making a loud phone call.
8 - Betty receives a vist from Adam West
Air Date: May 9, 2012
Betty receives a visit from Adam West; pranks include an elderly couple who wants to swing with a younger couple; a woman asking a stranger for help playing a trick on her husband, and a man who claims his heart from an unusual donor.
9 - Wink Martindale gets surprising news
Air Date: May 9, 2012
Pranks include Wink Martindale getting surprising news while pretending to tape a game show; a woman asking for help after her dog gets stuck in a strange place, and two pranksters setting up a metal detector on the street
10 - A lost skydiver asks for directions
Air Date: May 16, 2012
Pranks include a lost skydiver asking for directions, an older woman ordering a younger man online and a prankster repeatedly hugging a stranger.
11 - An old woman asks a man to buy her beer
Air Date: May 16, 2012
Pranks include an old woman asking a young man to buy her beer, a snack vendor sampling her drinks before selling them and two men trying to get another to do the wave with them.
12 - A Man Tries to Initiate a Bromance
Air Date: May 23, 2012
Actor Rob Schneider plays Betty's shrink; pranks include a man trying to recruit another for a bromance, offering free backrubs to passers-by and trying too hard to prevent littering.