Fugget About It - Season 1
1 - Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies
Air Date: September 7, 2012
Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.
2 - The Full Mountie
Air Date: September 14, 2012
McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.
3 - Screw You, Mr. Wonderful
Air Date: September 21, 2012
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.
4 - The Man With No Ass
Air Date: September 28, 2012
Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.
5 - Cousin Sammy Dies in the End
Air Date: October 5, 2012
When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.
6 - Rainbows and Painted Hos
Air Date: October 12, 2012
Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.
7 - Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City
Air Date: October 19, 2012
After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.
8 - Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear
Air Date: October 26, 2012
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.
9 - Petey Gets God'd
Air Date: November 2, 2012
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.
10 - The Oracle of Vagina
Air Date: November 9, 2012
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.
11 - The Horny Bastard
Air Date: November 16, 2012
Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.
12 - Sex on Ice
Air Date: November 23, 2012
Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".
13 - Hunts With Handgun
Air Date: November 30, 2012
After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.