1 - Rory Scovel

Rory Scovel takes comfort from Southern pilots, enjoys sex shop browsing and detests airport security.

2 - Michael Palascak

Michael Palascak discusses his fear of ghost babies, his mixed feelings about SUVs and living with his parents after college.

3 - Na'im Lynn

4 - Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan explores depressing BBC news reporting, erotic photography of male bodies and his feelings about President Obama.

5 - Brendon

Brendon Walsh discusses everything from the postcoital thoughts of Fleshlight owners to the joys of wearing a fake mustache.

6 - Nick Vatterott

Nick Vatterott does his best to avoid offending his fans, explains what he loves most about Halloween and imitates an unusual comic and a hardcore baby.

7 - Theo Von

Theo Von shares his feelings about the PT Cruiser Convertible, fantasizes about the best way to spend money and explains his text-based friendship with a total stranger.

8 - Maronzio Vance

Maronzio Vance faces off with a mall kiosk employee, fantasizes about a store that would make dating easier and reveals a compliment he gave that went horribly awry.

9 - Joe Mande

Joe Mande shares tales of Twitter warfare, describes a terrifyingly confident girl in his neighborhood and imagines the life of the first man to drink milk.

10 - Garfunkel and Oates

Garfunkel & Oates sing about Pat Robertson, smug pregnancies and orgasmic Go-Karts.

11 - David O'Doherty

David O'Doherty lays down sweet keyboard tunes about Shakira, the Internet and text messages.

12 - Jesse Popp

Jesse Popp covers everything from surviving life without health insurance to his true feelings about "Star Wars," Guinness World Records and the moon landing conspiracy.