The Half Hour - Season 5
1 - Noah Gardenswartz
Air Date: August 27, 2016
Noah Gardenswartz talks about a recent jewelry-based life change, explains why he likes drugs and gambling, and discusses the challenges of being a teacher.
2 - Ramon Rivas II
Air Date: August 27, 2016
Ramon Rivas II talks about spending time with his nieces and nephews, reveals why he has trouble with women and explains how he managed to survive on a budget in New York.
3 - Joe Machi
Air Date: September 3, 2016
Joe Machi dissects Tom Brady's faulty logic, points out the one way in which he and Bill Gates are similar and imagines a new alternative to pharmacies.
4 - Drew Michael
Air Date: September 3, 2016
Drew Michael brainstorms about how he'd like to resolve an argument with his girlfriend and explains how conservatives can be accidentally progressive.
5 - Aparna Nancherla
Air Date: September 10, 2016
Aparna Nancherla talks about her struggles with depression and anxiety, tells a story about being catcalled and imagines the future of internet listicles.
6 - Nate Fernald
Air Date: September 10, 2016
Nate Fernald describes his terrible week, divulges his various insecurities, shames a rude audience member and does a few impressions.
7 - Ali Siddiq
Air Date: September 17, 2016
Ali Siddiq tells a story about his fiercely competitive daughter, faces the hard truth about his son and describes how living in a white neighborhood has changed him.
8 - Cy Amundson
Air Date: September 17, 2016
Cy Amundson reveals the strange ways in which his obsessive-compulsive disorder manifests itself, explains why he loves to lie and describes how to diffuse an argument.
9 - Emily Heller
Air Date: September 24, 2016
Emily Heller does some spot-on impressions, reveals the most annoying thing about her own brain and explains why she's happy being single.
10 - Erik Bergstrom
Air Date: September 24, 2016
Erik Bergstrom opens up about his recent battle with cancer, reveals what ruined his last relationship and explains his issue with the Insane Clown Posse.
11 - Martha Kelly
Air Date: October 1, 2016
Martha Kelly shares her opinions on animal rights, talks about her experience with getting sober and reads a letter from her deceased cat.
12 - Nick Turner
Air Date: October 1, 2016
Nick Turner talks about his rescue dog, defines the term "soul mate" and reveals how he prefers to get the results of STD tests.
13 - Mike Recine
Air Date: October 8, 2016
Mike Recine dreams about his ultimate comedy goal, explains why his girlfriend isn't suited for her job and reveals how his brother outsmarted the Special Olympics.
14 - Jacqueline Novak
Air Date: October 8, 2016
Jacqueline Novak talks about the horror of the human body, her love of food, her biggest fear and the least sexual word in the English language.
15 - Naomi Ekperigin
Air Date: October 15, 2016
Naomi Ekperigin explains why she's excited to marry a Jewish man, shares the scariest thing about moving in with her fiance and admits that she doesn't miss being single.
16 - Ahmed Bharoocha
Air Date: October 15, 2016
Ahmed Bharoocha shares an embarrassing phobia, talks about his problems with religion and technology, and tells a story about his overly supportive father.
17 - Matthew Broussard
Air Date: October 22, 2016
Matthew Broussard admits he looks like a villain, explains why college is basically a social experiment and reveals the least sexy thing you can say to a woman.