Almost Live! - Season 15
1 - Season 15 Premiere
Air Date: September 26, 1998
Clinton Calls Murray Campaign; Drug Dealer Deodorant; Late Report with John Keister. Joel McHale stars.
2 - Fool the Guesser
Air Date: October 3, 1998
Fool the Guesser; Dummy Shot Theatre; Antiques Roadshow; The Late Report with John Keister. Lauren Weedman guest stars.
3 - Lemon-Scented Downsizer
Air Date: October 10, 1998
Lemon-Scented Downsizer; Job Search Workshop; The Late Report with John Keister. Lauren Weedman guest stars.
4 - Excited Waiter
Air Date: October 17, 1998
2026 World Series; Patty Murray debate; Excited Waiter with Pat Cashman; The Late Report. Lauren Weedman guest stars.
5 - RENTon, the Musical
Air Date: October 24, 1998
RENTon: The Musical; Halloween Costume Ideas; Political Campaign Ads; The Late Report. Lauren Weedman guest stars.
6 - Chihuly & Jones
Air Date: November 7, 1998
Chihuly & Jones; Annoying Ticketmaster Operator; Late Report with John Keister. Cameo by Sonics coach Paul Westphal.
7 - Missing Sock Psychic Network
Air Date: November 14, 1998
Long Distance Phone Savings; Missing Sock Psychic Network; Fat-B-Gone; The Late Report. Lauren Weedman guest stars.
8 - What's My Job?
Air Date: November 21, 1998
Power Outage Report; What’s My Job?; Delongs’ Everything Store; The Late Report; Meeting Distractions. Bill Nye flashback.
9 - Good Humor Hospital
Air Date: December 5, 1998
Pyscho Barbie; Good Humor Hospital; The Morton & Morton Report; The Late Report ft. Don Porter. Joel McHale stars.
10 - Buttcracker Ballet
Air Date: December 12, 1998
Buttcracker Ballet; Seattle Art Institute Film Festival; Inappropriate Funeral Attendee; The Late Report; Two-Headed Santa.
11 - Not Good With Babies
Air Date: January 9, 1999
Impeachment Hearing; The Physics Hotline; Sexism at the Office; Not Good With Babies; The Late Report; Joel McHale stars.
12 - Michael Jordan Endorsement
Air Date: January 16, 1999
Michael Jordan Endorsement; Spy Code Phrases; Unprofessional News Reporter; The Late Report. David Scully joins the cast.
13 - Temporary Office Worker Pimp
Air Date: January 23, 1999
Temporary Office Worker Pimp; Wedding Vows; The Late Report; State of Kent Address. David Scully guest stars.
14 - Magic Weather Button
Air Date: January 30, 1999
Jeff Renner's Magic Weather Button; Need Work Signs; Dr. Laura Radio Show; The Late Report. David Scully guest stars.
15 - Superman, Behind the Muscle
Air Date: February 6, 1999
The Stick Pin Murderer; Superman: Behind the Muscle; TCI Community Forum; The Late Report; Urban Wildlife (1990)
16 - Oregon Blows Stuff Up
Air Date: February 13, 1999
Oregon Blows Stuff Up; Unlikely Partners; Last Valentine’s Bouquet; The Late Report. David Scully guest stars.
17 - Attention-Deficit Disorder Jeopardy
Air Date: February 20, 1999
Attention-Deficit Disorder Jeopardy; K-BO Fitness; Nice Pants; Late Report; Urban Sportsman (1988). David Scully stars.
18 - Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle
Air Date: February 27, 1999
Record Smashed; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Most Likely! Game Show; The Late Report; Things You Can Do For Ducks (1995)
19 - Sinn Fein Feng Shui
Air Date: March 27, 1999
One-Camera TV Talk Show; Block Watch Meeting; Late Report; Sinn Fein Feng Shui; Joy of Painting (1995). Joel McHale stars.
20 - Weener on a Stick
Air Date: April 3, 1999
Daylight Savings Time Reminder; Weener on a Stick; Seattle Afternoon; The Late Report; Fat Ass Jeans (1992).
21 - Sick Waitress
Air Date: April 10, 1999
Pat Cashman Tries New Jobs; Amazingly Wonderful Discoveries; Sick Waitress; The Late Report. David Scully guest stars.
22 - Free Samples for Losers
Air Date: May 1, 1999
Ratings Ploy Contest; Real World Office Temps; Surrogate Therapy; Free Samples for Losers; The Late Report with John Keister.
23 - Capable Woman
Air Date: May 8, 1999
Sonics Monorail Crash; Capable Woman; Office Telephone Greeting; The Late Report; Clapper Spin-offs (1990).
24 - Star Wars Revisited
Air Date: May 15, 1999
Whale Hunt Report; Antonio Banderas in the J.P. Patches Story; Star Wars: Episode VII; Late Report. Cameo by J.P. Patches.
25 - Series Finale with Bill Nye
Air Date: May 22, 1999
Phone Book Ads; The Whittler; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Late Report; Kingdome Song (1994). Cameo by Gary Locke.