Alice - Season 6

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Bet a Million, Mel

1 - Bet a Million, Mel

Air Date: October 4, 1981

Mel borrows $10,000 against the diner to bet on a 90-to-1 nag.

Guinness on Tap

2 - Guinness on Tap

Air Date: October 11, 1981

Determined to leave her mark on the world, Vera sets out to break the tap dancing endurance record.

Comrade Mel

3 - Comrade Mel

Air Date: October 18, 1981

A towel boy from the Russian ballet takes refuge in Mel's storeroom.

Alice's Halloween Surprise

4 - Alice's Halloween Surprise

Air Date: October 25, 1981

On Halloween, Alice's latest heartthrob asks her to shepherd his four kids for the evening.

Alice's Big Four-Oh!

5 - Alice's Big Four-Oh!

Air Date: November 8, 1981

It's Alice's 40th birthday, and for the milestone she gets a millstone, a visit from her meddling mother.

Mel's Cousin, Wendell

6 - Mel's Cousin, Wendell

Air Date: November 15, 1981

Smooth operator Mel teaches his shy cousin, Wendell, how to score with Vera.

Vera's Bouncing Check

7 - Vera's Bouncing Check

Air Date: November 29, 1981

Against Mel's orders, Vera cashes a check for an old flame, who's nowhere to be found when it bounces.

After Mel's Gone

8 - After Mel's Gone

Air Date: December 6, 1981

Mel becomes despondent when he realizes he has no heirs.

Mel's Christmas Carol

9 - Mel's Christmas Carol

Air Date: December 20, 1981

The ghost of a partner past gives Mel the dickens on Christmas Eve after Mel fired Alice, Jolene and Vera.

The Wild One

10 - The Wild One

Air Date: December 27, 1981

Alice's spirit inspires a biker to recruit her as his ""old lady.""

Alice Calls the Shots

11 - Alice Calls the Shots

Air Date: January 3, 1982

Alice blows the whistle on Tommy's basketball playing when his grades start to slip.

Not with My Niece You Don't

12 - Not with My Niece You Don't

Air Date: January 17, 1982

Mel gives Tommy advice on how to charm the ladies, which Tommy promptly applies to Mel's niece.

Queen of Soaps

13 - Queen of Soaps

Air Date: January 31, 1982

After getting hooked on soap operas, Vera becomes a washout at work and later quits.

Sharples vs. Sharples

14 - Sharples vs. Sharples

Air Date: February 7, 1982

Mel has a beef with his mother who wants to publish his secret chili recipe in her new cookbook.

Valentine's Day Massacre

15 - Valentine's Day Massacre

Air Date: February 14, 1982

Valentine's Day promises anything but hearts and flowers for the diner staff, who all quarrel with their dates.

The Best Little Waitress in the World

16 - The Best Little Waitress in the World

Air Date: February 21, 1982

A book on building self-confidence inspires Vera to become ""the best little waitress in the world!"" Later, Mel leaves a newly confident Vera in charge of the diner.

Alice and the Acorns

17 - Alice and the Acorns

Air Date: March 7, 1982

Alice is visited by a high-school chum who's still suffering from her teenage inferiority complex.

Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker

18 - Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker

Air Date: March 14, 1982

To help Jolene's exhausted good buddy, the girls drive his rig to a mining town, blissfully unaware that they're hauling dynamite.

Mel Wins By a Nose

19 - Mel Wins By a Nose

Air Date: March 21, 1982

Mel considers getting a nose job while undergoing surgery for a deviated septum.

Give My Regrets to Broadway

20 - Give My Regrets to Broadway

Air Date: April 4, 1982

Alice's actress friend from New York persuades Tommy that he has a brilliant future on Broadway.

Vera's Reunion Romance

21 - Vera's Reunion Romance

Air Date: April 11, 1982

Vera returns from her high-school reunion with stars in her eyes and a sparkler on her finger.

Monty Falls for Alice

22 - Monty Falls for Alice

Air Date: April 18, 1982

A jilted acquaintance flips for Alice on the first bounce and when she doesn't reciprocate his feelings he threatens to jump from the Mel's Diner sign.

Spell Mel's

23 - Spell Mel's

Air Date: May 2, 1982

To counter a competitor whose contest is drawing customers, Mel launches one too and ups the ante to $3000.

My Mother the Landlord

24 - My Mother the Landlord

Air Date: May 16, 1982

Mel happily envisions a rent-free future when his mother buys his apartment building but surprises him when she announces a $50 rent increase.