Alice - Season 8
1 - Mel is Hogg-Tied
Air Date: October 2, 1983
Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.
2 - Vera's Secret Lover
Air Date: October 9, 1983
A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.
3 - Jolene Gets Her Wings
Air Date: October 16, 1983
Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.
4 - Alice's Blind Date
Air Date: October 23, 1983
Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.
5 - It Had to Be Mel
Air Date: October 30, 1983
A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.
6 - The Over-the-Hill Girls
Air Date: November 6, 1983
Both Carrie and Alice are turned down as singers by a supper club owner who thinks they're too old for the job.
7 - Vera Gets Engaged
Air Date: November 20, 1983
Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.
8 - Vera's Wedding
Air Date: November 20, 1983
After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.
9 - The Robot Wore Pink
Air Date: December 18, 1983
After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.
10 - 'Tis the Season to Be Jealous
Air Date: December 25, 1983
Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.
11 - Tommy Goes Overboard
Air Date: January 1, 1984
12 - Vera, the Horse Thief
Air Date: January 8, 1984
No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.
13 - Jolene Throws a Curve
Air Date: January 15, 1984
Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.
14 - Lies My Mother Told Me
Air Date: January 29, 1984
After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.
15 - Alice and the Devoted Dentist
Air Date: February 12, 1984
When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.
16 - Alice's Hot Air Romance
Air Date: March 4, 1984
Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.
17 - Dollars to Donuts
Air Date: March 11, 1984
After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.
18 - My Dinner with Debbie
Air Date: March 18, 1984
By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.
19 - Vera's Fine Feathered Friends
Air Date: March 25, 1984
Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.
20 - Jolene is Stuck on Mel
Air Date: April 1, 1984
Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.
21 - Don't Play It Again, Elliot
Air Date: April 15, 1984
A gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she can't pry him away from it.
22 - Mel Spins His Wheels
Air Date: May 13, 1984
Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.
23 - Be It Ever So Crowded
Air Date: May 20, 1984
Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.