CollegeHumor Shorts - Season 15

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Assassin’s New Years Resolutions

1 - Assassin’s New Years Resolutions

Air Date: January 1, 2019

Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.

Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine

2 - Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine

Air Date: January 8, 2020

Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.

Caught Internet Stalking

3 - Caught Internet Stalking

Air Date: January 17, 2020

Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!

When All Your Friends Are in Relationships

4 - When All Your Friends Are in Relationships

Air Date: January 24, 2020

Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.

This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing

5 - This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing

Air Date: February 7, 2020

When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.

Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise

6 - Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise

Air Date: February 12, 2020

Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!

Wine Experts Taste Dogshit Wine

7 - Wine Experts Taste Dogshit Wine

Air Date: February 19, 2020

Sommeliers vs. some terriers.

Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!

8 - Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!

Air Date: February 26, 2020

This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!

I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent

9 - I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent

Air Date: March 4, 2020

You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???

I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!

10 - I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!

Air Date: March 11, 2020

Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…

Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control

11 - Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control

Air Date: March 25, 2020

The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!

College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors

12 - College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors

Air Date: April 23, 2020

You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?

When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks

13 - When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks

Air Date: May 14, 2020

Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.

How to Profile a House Plant Killer

14 - How to Profile a House Plant Killer

Air Date: May 28, 2020

To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.

Just One Sec

15 - Just One Sec

Air Date: June 25, 2020

We can all have a little break, as a treat.

How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)

16 - How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)

Air Date: June 29, 2020

Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.

If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes

17 - If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes

Air Date: July 20, 2020

The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.

iOS 14: More Rounded Boxes than Ever Before

18 - iOS 14: More Rounded Boxes than Ever Before

Air Date: July 21, 2020

Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.

The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up

19 - The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up

Air Date: August 3, 2020

The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).

Dropout Is a Netflix

20 - Dropout Is a Netflix

Air Date: August 10, 2020

We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.

Mystery Porn Sounds

21 - Mystery Porn Sounds

Air Date: August 17, 2020

Can you solve this videoconference mystery?

Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)

22 - Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)

Air Date: September 29, 2020

A country anthem for our doomed country.

How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules

23 - How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules

Air Date: October 7, 2020

Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.

Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man

24 - Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man

Air Date: October 14, 2020

Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!

What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else

25 - What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else

Air Date: October 21, 2020

Choose the pro. Be pro choice.

Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President

26 - Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President

Air Date: October 28, 2020

Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.

If I Had the Money That Bezos Had

27 - If I Had the Money That Bezos Had

Air Date: December 9, 2020

A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.

If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)

28 - If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)

Air Date: December 31, 2020

Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.

Summit of the Subreddits

29 - Summit of the Subreddits

Air Date: April 28, 2021

Your upvote counts.

Tinder Profile Picture Day (Animated Edition)

30 - Tinder Profile Picture Day (Animated Edition)

Air Date: May 26, 2021

A picture is worth a thousand swipes.