CollegeHumor Shorts - Season 3
1 - Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
Air Date: September 1, 2011
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
2 - Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
Air Date: September 12, 2011
Go ahead. Try this at home.
3 - Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
Air Date: September 21, 2011
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
4 - Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
Air Date: September 27, 2011
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
5 - We Are the 1%
Air Date: October 24, 2011
Minorities have it rough in this country.
6 - Transformers in 1-D
Air Date: December 15, 2011
Also playing in zero-D.
7 - In the Unlikely Event…
Air Date: November 10, 2011
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
8 - The Ultimate Internet Love Song
Air Date: April 5, 2011
You meme the world to me.
9 - The Twelve Beards of Christmas
Air Date: December 19, 2011
The beard makes the man.
10 - Honest Holiday Card Song
Air Date: December 21, 2011
Sing a song of sadness.
11 - The Meatball Sub 4S
Air Date: October 17, 2011
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
12 - The Student Film Awards
Air Date: February 22, 2012
The only real losers are the audience.
13 - Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
Air Date: February 20, 2012
Can Twilight save America?
14 - The Clown Vote
Air Date: March 5, 2012
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
15 - My So-Called Homeland
Air Date: March 14, 2012
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
16 - The Hunger Games Game
Air Date: March 20, 2012
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
17 - Skyrim Hoarders
Air Date: March 28, 2012
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
18 - Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Air Date: April 1, 2012
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
19 - Big Dick Birth Defect
Air Date: April 2, 2012
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
20 - In Your Head Yoga
Air Date: October 31, 2011
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
21 - The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
Air Date: April 4, 2012
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
22 - Sex Talk
Air Date: December 1, 2011
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
23 - Fantasy Football
Air Date: April 5, 2012
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
24 - Starbucks CEO Revenge
Air Date: December 20, 2011
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
25 - Wild American Eagle Models
Air Date: April 11, 2012
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
26 - Grad School Scam
Air Date: January 24, 2012
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
27 - Wish I Had a Portal Gun
Air Date: September 20, 2011
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
28 - Facebook IPO Day
Air Date: February 9, 2012
More money, more privacy problems.
29 - Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
Air Date: March 1, 2012
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
30 - Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
31 - Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!