CollegeHumor Shorts - Season 9
1 - Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
Air Date: January 5, 2017
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
2 - The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Air Date: January 10, 2017
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
3 - Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
Air Date: January 12, 2017
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
4 - I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Air Date: January 13, 2017
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
5 - Dogs Are Practice Babies
Air Date: January 17, 2017
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
6 - Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Air Date: January 19, 2017
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
7 - How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Air Date: January 28, 2017
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
8 - Fake News Investigative Journalists
Air Date: February 7, 2017
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
9 - Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
Air Date: February 17, 2017
A party guest most foul.
10 - Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Air Date: February 17, 2017
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
11 - Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
Air Date: March 3, 2017
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
12 - Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Air Date: March 8, 2017
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
13 - 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Air Date: March 9, 2017
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
14 - Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Air Date: March 23, 2017
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
15 - We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
Air Date: April 1, 2017
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
16 - Music Festival Boot Camp
Air Date: April 14, 2017
You can’t handle the merch booth.
17 - It’s Technically a Meal
Air Date: May 13, 2017
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
18 - Eating with Your Rich Friends
Air Date: April 20, 2017
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
19 - Just Let the World Die
Air Date: April 29, 2017
Take that, student loans!
20 - An Honest Call with Your Bank
Air Date: May 4, 2017
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
21 - Sleepovers When You’re Gay
Air Date: June 20, 2017
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
22 - The Straightest Dude Ever
Air Date: June 27, 2017
He eats lighters.
23 - The Relationship Simulator Bed
Air Date: May 27, 2017
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
24 - Date with a Fast Food Burger
Air Date: May 25, 2017
Boy meets grill.
25 - I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Air Date: June 18, 2017
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
26 - Porn, but for Crying
Air Date: June 22, 2017
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
27 - These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Air Date: August 3, 2017
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
28 - Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
Air Date: August 12, 2017
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
29 - Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
Air Date: August 19, 2017
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
30 - Sorry My Car Is So Gross
Air Date: August 22, 2017
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!